Monday, May 21, 2007

internets, REJOICE!

yes, rejoice my fellow interwubblettes, for yea, it is a good day. Starcraft II was announced earlier this weekend and my pants were filled with joobilation. 1up and ign have movies, reviews and other treats and i spend most of my day watching the cinnematic over at sc2.com. but honestly, blizzard is the supreme candy-man of gaming, the black temple isnt even live yet and fanboys worldwide are already salivating at the next big game release. i should have bought blizzard stock years ago.
i kind of wish SC2 was a band so i could drop out of school and tour with kerrigan and jimmy. sc2 roadies ftw. ride around the country in a dropship, tuning jimmy's guitar, unwinding kerrigan's mic cords, head-banging backstage whilst they rock out on stage belting out their hits like "upgrade faster!" and "spawn more overlords" or the single off their first album "lawlz! one dark templar is goings destroy your hole base! dum n00b! build turrets! omgwtfbbq!!1!1!!".
yeah... that would be awesome.

Sunday, May 13, 2007

An introduction

Welcome, fellow interwebbers! The time has come to join the Revolution! We geeks have been pushed around for too long! Now is our time to rise! So go forth, make conversation with strangers about your favorite MMO! Post in every forum you come across! Finish the robot in your basement and send it on a mission of mischief! Go and rebel against the Gap! Fight
the Billboard Top 100! Go to airports and hand out free litterature and convert people to Pastafarianism! Our time is now, embrace your true self and let the meriment BEGIN!

~Roflmao